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My name is IBB, Ibrahim Babangida - Agent 007

Nigerians get ways of doing things wey go always make people laugh or how una go describe the registration of IBB (Babangida), the former Naija military dictator who just joined the ruling party People Democratic Party (PDP) recently with membership card number 007.

I bet say those of us wey don dey around for some time know who and wetin 007 dey synonymous with - 'James Bond' The CIA ops! sorry MI5 British agent and we all know James Bond's reputations- bullet no dey hit am not to talk of dying in a film, if e remain small make dem kill am 'Mr Scallamanger' go intervene or e go use one kind teknology resue himself, so for people wey give IBB the membership number 007, e be like say dem know say the man na the James Bond of our time - The Untouchable.

For IBB wey Naijirians don give so many nicknames before from Maradona to the Evil Genius, e be like say this new one 'James Bond 007' go be the top of the pack. PDP beware of the suave style of Agent 007 - the master planner and chief executionist becos if he no be 'Dr No' he could be 'The Spy who love una' or even 'The Goldfinger' with midas touch, whatever na we sabi..

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