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One of the AGBA IYAS suddenly fumed! Quoted as saying…
"Laye! I will never pay £10.00 to
see Solek forever". This same guy who was wearing
a waist coat and "Crocodile Dundee" boots continued
to brag saying, "I have thousands
of dollar bills (one one dollar) here to spend and if I
don't enter for free I would rather go and listen to Semiu
Oba Saje", which is just a
few doors away.
For those who have not been there, this is the real Lagos in the
UK. Comprising of all the Alhajis and Alhajas with double barrel
backside and Grace Jones low cut.
The place is also flavoured with the Oyinbo Wannabes wey
yellow for one side and red for the other side like Mango. They
also pose with rings round their fingers and toes like Queen
of Sheeba! Abeg make we no divert from the real gist o jare.
Anyway these Egbons still not satisfied, stood outside
the premises lurking about like a homeless pikin waiting for one
of the band members to come out.
As soon as he sighted one, he rushed to him and said "get
me in now else blah! blah!! blah!!.."una fit imagine
the kind of nonsense he must have said.
The reply the poor band member gave him was as quoted, "Egbon
I do not want to be disrespectful, but I can conveniently give
you £10.00, if you truly love this band and want our progress,
I don't think £10.00 is too much to pay to see us after all you
have seen us perform on numerous occasions for FREE".
Yeepa!!
Egbon was deeply offended and embarrassed by this reply and he
slowly use Naija style take off with no brake lights from the
area. Few minutes later Egbon was sighted mingling with his own
people with Semiu playing one of Easy Kabaka songs. From now on
you are no more Afenifere Solek but O ni Gbese Solek!
Word of advice for these Egbons and the likes people say when
dem see una for Impression na you go first point to Champagne
and bottle of SO Remy Martin. When time to spray money na una
go first start to dish out una One One dollar wey una beg
Alhaji 50-50 to give una for the real rate. Wetin make
the real Solek lovers wey dey dish out correct pounds sterling
do? I think people like una just want cheap publicity and not
real progress for the boys so please go and sit down. We no need
your yeye one one dollar.
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