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At last the hottest Naija band in the U.K don sabi their real friends from their real enemies! This embarrassing scene happened at the carnival bash, which took place at the Obalende eatery at Peckham SE London; the street wey never sleeps (London Borough of Saje and left hand Drivers).
The main wahala erupted when the so-called Alayes arrived at the show with their Irish plate numbers and left hand German Tokunbo cars and were told to pay £10.00 entrance fee

One of the AGBA IYAS suddenly fumed! Quoted as saying… "Laye! I will never pay £10.00 to see Solek forever". This same guy who was wearing a waist coat and "Crocodile Dundee" boots continued to brag saying, "I have thousands of dollar bills (one one dollar) here to spend and if I don't enter for free I would rather go and listen to Semiu Oba Saje", which is just a few doors away.
For those who have not been there, this is the real Lagos in the UK. Comprising of all the Alhajis and Alhajas with double barrel backside and Grace Jones low cut.
The place is also flavoured with the Oyinbo Wannabes wey yellow for one side and red for the other side like Mango. They also pose with rings round their fingers and toes like Queen of Sheeba! Abeg make we no divert from the real gist o jare.
Anyway these Egbons still not satisfied, stood outside the premises lurking about like a homeless pikin waiting for one of the band members to come out.
As soon as he sighted one, he rushed to him and said "get me in now else blah! blah!! blah!!.."una fit imagine the kind of nonsense he must have said.
The reply the poor band member gave him was as quoted, "Egbon I do not want to be disrespectful, but I can conveniently give you £10.00, if you truly love this band and want our progress, I don't think £10.00 is too much to pay to see us after all you have seen us perform on numerous occasions for FREE". Yeepa!!
Egbon was deeply offended and embarrassed by this reply and he slowly use Naija style take off with no brake lights from the area. Few minutes later Egbon was sighted mingling with his own people with Semiu playing one of Easy Kabaka songs. From now on you are no more Afenifere Solek but O ni Gbese Solek!
Word of advice for these Egbons and the likes people say when dem see una for Impression na you go first point to Champagne and bottle of SO Remy Martin. When time to spray money na una go first start to dish out una One One dollar wey una beg Alhaji 50-50 to give una for the real rate. Wetin make the real Solek lovers wey dey dish out correct pounds sterling do? I think people like una just want cheap publicity and not real progress for the boys so please go and sit down. We no need your yeye one one dollar.

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