But that one no be the gist, the real gist be say Uncle Sege and his cohorts decided to potray Naija in good light by building a 'designer village' just outside Abuja to showcase typical Naija village life for 'Iya Charlie' to see how well and nice people live in Naija rural villages. 'In our dreams'.
We hear say the village built within two weeks has electricity, portable water, good health care, large wide screen TV in the village centre to monitor events at the summit, naah this is unreal. In fact we hear say dem wan make the village look like Matrix, but dem no understand the big grammar the Matrix producer dey talk, and also na rent dem rent the people wey act as villagers.

Why we dey do this kind thing, are we ashame of how we be, why 'Farmer Segun' no fit carry the Queen go original Naija rural villages so that she go know say khaki no be leather.

Uncle Sege, so wetin go hapen to the village now, please make you allow people wey no fit afford expensive Abuja move in there, before your boys start borrowing the TVs, equipments, generator go their house o. Remember our former sport minister wey borrow Stadium generator go do im mama burial o...