Gist & Gossip
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THE PROFESSIONALS: FROM IT TO DIY EXPERTS |
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| My people as IT boom don get Down Syndrome now, trust Naija as my brodas don venture into other things to keep body and soul together! As lawyers, doctors, and Pastors turned to IT to make fast money then, now dem don become property developers or entrepreneurs…why you dey laugh? At least the average Pastor/ Lawyer wey turn IT Guru during the boom get 3 flats and one bed sit for South East London and make you no forget say dem still keep that council flat wey dem get before the IT boom boom! | ||
| Now wey Gordon Brown (Chancellor of the Exchequer) don increase interest rate… our IT gurus don branch off again into some other professions… like dry cleaning, African food restaurants, insurance, hairdressing, building and construction…God help us O! We pray say make houses no go collapse because of all these accidental architects and engineers all in the name of DIY experts. Fire fighters had to be called to a house recently when the occupants almost drowned due to the handiwork of these cowboys wey come fix a new bathroom. As the owner return from work to take im shower na so the thing just explode gboa!! You go think say na Najaf he dey with the whole house turning into one big swimming pool! | ||
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Trust Naija, our survival instinct strong pass Marine Commando wey go fight for Iraq. We no kuku blame our people because no be everibodi fit play football for Chelsea at this stage as our bones don develop finish so we no fit run too fast make we no go get heart attack!....Na heaven be the next stop! The concern now be say as our people dey change profession like say dem dey download music from internet we hope say dem no go collect contract from Westminster and the whole building go come scatter o!
Well, at least man must whack but make una careful o make
survival no come land man pikin for Belmarsh Prison o.
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