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Men in Black Hike Egeunje

One thing wey dey keep the nation going as a whole despite all the hardships we are facing na the Enjoyment, Flenjo and Faaji
Mr President has now decided to interfere with the flenjo of Nigerians by introducing some stringent policies which though might make sense, but is having a big impact across all establishments around the country.
Baba has decided to Ban all imports from Orange Juice to garments, lace Organza and so on

This has struck a discord with the enjoyment gurus from all parts of the country especially Ogun State and Lagos States which are the hot spots for entertainment. OBJ is now trying to enforce people to adopt wearing Adire which is what he now wears.

The latest one na so so increase of petrol to Fifty something Naira, which has led to the increase in all in the Egunje departments, especially at the road blocks.

Investigation revealed that Men in Black at the blocks now reject N20 tip from commercial bus drivers but instead receiving an average of N50in the Lagos metropolis.

Though Police Authorities have reacted to this development, promising to deal with both the givers and the takers of bribes at check points following a stern instruction from the Inspector-General of Police, Alhaji Tafa Balogun. …all that one na Shakara we don hear that one before.

Please Baba Aladire, take am softly with us, with your undemocratic policies. Your gofment this time no be the army government o but DEMOCATIC gofment. Abi you don forget say you don retire for army. Any way once a soldier will always be a Kaki boy.

But please remember that not all of una, get farm and plantation with Helicopter pad… We beg o.......

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