In Nigeria of today wetin N10 fit buy? Nothing! Even if you dash a 2 year-old pickin N10, he no go even thank you talk less of telling him mama say broda so and so dash am money. As we all know say fire fighting is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world and fire-fighters are one of the most respected and most sought after bachelors in the society due to the bravery and sexy body structure (six packs) but no be so for Naija firemen. Na pot-belly like Papa Ajasco dem get.

The fire wey dey cause wahala na the issue of N10 (less than 5 pence) as monthly hazard Allowance wey our gofment dey pay our fire fighters (Panapana). Wetin dem wan do with that. How person wey get three wives and eleven kids go feed im family on that? Even one tin of garri, you no fit buy with N10.

No wonder when dem call dem to come put out fire dem go arrive 3 hours late because dem always have to push dem truck before e start or say make you go buy fuel to put for tank or buy water from pure-water. In most cases, when dem finally arrive, dem hose no go long reach where fire dey burn becos dem don cut am sell for Alaba market. Also if dem call dem say somebody don fall inside well, dem go arrive without ladder because the oga don carry the ladder go home so madam go fit use the wood to cook food for house.