TWO IS COMPANY, THREE IS A CROWD

Abeg, make you no let this gist surprise una. According to Isaiah 4:1 it is written, “In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say we will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name”

So we were not surprised when girls dey scramble to outbid each other just to spend a few hours with Arsenal striker Thiery Henry.

This one no be hearsay, as the thing happen for our korokoro eyes at the Kanu Heart Foundation 1^st Year Anniversary Dinner held recently in London.

Wetin happen be say, during the event, Thiery Henry was put up for auction and the offer on the ground, was an afternoon out with the French striker. Come see as girls wey don dey do Miss Pepeye before, come dey jubilate as if dem win jackpot.

At the end of the day, one sister for Kumasi succeeded in “buying Henry for £7,500, Haba Miss Charlie Girl, which kind dinner be this? E get as E be O

But the real gist be say the organisers know say na buy one get one free (BOGOF) dem go do for the auction, as no be only Henry our sister buy, but also Henry's girlfriend. Na so she come vex and insist say she no go pay £7,500 to be with a man and his girlfriend. She talk say the date go be either herself and Henry alone or no deal! 

My people, you no think say our sister get “hidden agenda”? This na wetin the military dey call “tactical withdrawal". 

Our Dearest sister which one now? We hope say no be pose you do for that night, as you no get that kind money to pay for the auction. Abeg make you pay the money O. Even if you no dey go for the dinner, na for good cause