Gist & Gossip
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WANTED! TRUE NAIJA BEAUTIES WHERE HATH THOU? |
| We know say by the time you finish with this gist, some of you go dey say Gisters don come again. My people, no be our fault o, na the truth we dey talk and you know we be basket mouth. This na our observation from the just concluded Most Beautiful Girl 2003 contest in Nigeria, which had produced Miss World before. Most of the contestants get 'K LEG', even the eventual crowned queen sef, in fact, you go think say dem dey contest for MISS NO FINE PIMPLES competition. |
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| Come see as most of dem faces dey full of pimples like packed sardines. Dem faces get as e be. We dey wonder why the organisers picked dem to contest. Even if dem allow these beauties (?) to contest, wetin happen to the official beautician of the competition. | ||
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Abi dem don ban foundation and mascara from market for fear of contacting the much-dreaded 'SARS'? At least the make-up go make them fine small. We even suspect say some of them fit don get pikin for village before dem come contest. One of dem even get tribal mark, abeg this one na beauty contest no be cultural display. |
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The last straw be say one of dem dey pose with her GSM in the group photograph. Una go think say the phone na one of the latest brand but upon close scrutiny we discover say the phone na ordinary "Triumph". Once again! TRUE NAIJA BEAUTIES WHERE HATH THOU? Please we dey send SOS o. And for our ladies please make you no vex. |
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