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Enter The New Peckham City

My fellow country men dis tory wey I wan yarn na serious matter o! So before I start I wan make una sit back and fasten una sit belt. We all know about Peckham City for London, the Haven for the Owanbes and Left Hand Benz V-Boots & Hondas. In recent times there as been an influx of this culture into a once sacred and un-tapped area of South East London called Thamesmead!
The original residents of Thamesmead who saw themselves as the Local Aje butter of South East have been overwhelmed with the rate at which the Alayes don take over there town. Recently a guy who used to live in a very quiet close in Thamesmead West said he could not sleep for three day because of the continuous noise and flenjo of his newly acquired brothers coupled with the playing of Obey and King Sunny Ade melodies till 7am in the morning!
This are his exact words ……'Monday morning wey you dey knot your tie to go to work u go dey hear Orlando Owoh from the house on the left and Kwam1 from the house on right and Alariwo from the flat opposite you. It is just outrageous!......... Coming back in the evening one of our brothers or sisters don park im car for im entrance and when he ask why he blocked im entrance, our Alayes go say 'shay u no fit come call am ni? U know say na me park there so wetin be your problem!!'
The so called Big boys with Pimple and Ostrich leather shoes with silk shirt have also descended on this fertile ground. As the IT boys dey carry dem laptop go work na so the Egbons dey carry there own lap top too dey go dem business centre mmmmmm…..u know what I mean. Infact u no fit tell the difference between the IT guru and the Coins Collectors and when we say coins na real coins!!....... I leave all of una to reach your conclusions.

	Enter The New Peckham City
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