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NIGERIA AIRWAYS? NO, NA "NIGERIA AIRWASTE"

Some people don dey mail us say why we dey always talk about our "dear" Men In Black (MIB) but the thing wey dem no know be say we no dey talk rubbish for Gisters. All we dey gist about na the thing wey the "intellectuals" dey call "constructive criticism" because na all of us dey work to take Nigeria forward and not backward.

 

If una no forget, recently when Gisters go Nigeria, we come back come give una our experience for Lagos. We dey happy to inform una say our man don go back now and he still full ground for Naija.
Last time when Gisters wan go Naija na one of these foreign airline our man take go, but this time around for the sake of patriotism, we decide to hit Lagos with our own Nigeria Airways. We no know say na mistake we make as the first thing wey surprise us na from Heathrow Airport in London.
If una see the corner wey dem go put Naija counter, una go pity passengers not to talk about the staff. Make una dey see o, for Lagos na the best space for Murtala Airport British Airways dey occupy.
Secondly, when una reach NIGERIA AIRWAYS COUNTER who suppose attend to una? NIGERIANS OF COURSE! Na lie na so so Pakistanis, Indians, Bangladeshis with their "nei papa, nei mama" accent una go meet there. Initially we think say na Air India or Pakistan counter we go by mistake but when we see Nigeria Airways logo for the place surprise catch us.
When the Indians and dem brother dey control our airline, na luggage my brothers dey carry. Na dem dey load the luggage inside the plane and somebody dey talk say dem dey create job opportunity for we Nigerians. Even the pilot na from India, well sha God dey.
To add salt upon injury, our man travelled on Saturday dem no carry him luggage go meet am for Naija until the following Friday after our man here don go cause wahala for Heathrow. Infact, our man nearly help them carry the baggage into the plane before dem carry am.
Abeg make our government do something about this disgraceful act. At least we get people wey fit do the work wey all these foreigners dey do. Abi una don hear where Nigerians dey work on Air India or Pakistan as hostess not to talk of being pilot. Well he fit be cleaner. We need to get our priorities right as a country and protect and fend for our citizens.

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