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OBJ to sack 'Babysitters'

The 'Presido', Baba Iyabo and his bunch of 'chop & quench' officials show recently say na true be say 'behaviour na smoke, there is no way wey we fit cover am wey e no go come out' when they embarked on one of their usual 'globetrotting' trips to Japan all in the name of 'estacodes' other than for the benefit of Naijirians, according to our source.
'Farmer Segun' claim say the so called 'government unofficials' abandoned him in his hour of need just like Peter abandon Jesus Christ then when dem leave am to do their own personal business and when he asked dem where dem dey since, two of dem say dem go look for one of them wey dey missing. Imagine, the 'missing official' is Andy Uba, the elder brother of Anambra State political godfather, Chris Uba wey lead the 'coup' to topple Gov. Ngige recently.
Dem say 'birds of the same feather flock together', no wonder somebody wey dey bear Uba dey follow OBJ travel abroad to 'represent' Naija, when gofment suppose runaway from the Ubas not to talk of travelling abroad at our expense. And make una dey see o, na one kind 'home made' portfolio this yeye man dey hold, he is a 'Special Assistant on Household Matters'. Where dem get that kind office sef, wetin be him job, na under which ministry he dey? Abi na him dey in charge of all the purchase of foodstuffs and other household ammenities in Aso Villa like garri, yam, 'iru' (locust beans), ogbonno, ugwu, ewedu etc. If so wetin he dey do in Japan with OBJ? Abi he wan go import 'sushi', 'tofu', tsukenomo, gohan etc for the household from Japan or maybe he go invite 'investors' to come and open 'Japanese Buka' for Naija?

Haba, Baba Iyabo, no be you dey preach 'transparency' for ya gofment? At least you suppose lead by example and practise wetin you preach if you wan naija people to believe all ya noise about transparency and again we beg make you take style sofry sofry travel abroad and sort Naija problem out especially petrol, we know say you dey try to break the Pope's record of most widely travelled person but we beg you you still fit accomplish ya mission even when you leave office but Naija need attention first.

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