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NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND OWAMBE PARTIES

Na true be say shame no dey catch some people o, becos if some people get shame how can we describe the actions of first lady of Nigeria, Mrs. Stella Obasanja a.k.a 'Mama Pancake' and the governor of Rivers State, Gov. Odili and his wife with some other government functionaries coming to London during the last Miss World Pageant that was shamefully taken away from our dear country Nigeria due to the fact that a certain section of the country refuse to see the light.

What are their reasons for coming to London? Wait! To give the Miss World event a Nigerian flavour. See yeye people, the thing wey we suppose host and dem carry am comot come bring am to London and una still follow dem come as if say una no get work to do back home.
Why the British government no take over the hosting of the event? Becos dem get better thing to do and they are obligated to serve their own people. There was a statement credited to the Miss World organisation when dem no get the desired response here in London "The Miss World event will hold in London but with Nigerian flavour". Abeg make una tell me how can 'akpu' wey dem prepare for Peckham go better pass the one wey dem prepare for Owerri, or the 'amala' wey dem prepare for Hackney go better pass the one wey dem prepare for Oyo and the 'tuwo shinkafa' wey dem prepare for Dalston go better pass the one wey dem prepare for Zamfara? Abeg no way!
Dem say because of the riot in Nigeria e no dey safe to hold the event there again. No be in the middle of drug war Colombia host the Miss World event some years back? Same thing for Turkey and Bosnia, wetin come happen for our own case?
But for our government officials and our dear 'Mama Pancake' na another opportunity to get estacode so why not come to London and give the event the so-called 'Nigerian Flavour' when we never tackle the problem wey we get for home. No be only we Nigerians be 419 as these oyinbo people don label us. These oyinbo people too na ogbologbo 419 if you fall into their trap. Dem know say Naija get 'oil money' to spend so why not say something wey go make their head swell and let them pump their money into the event and wetin happen? Wetin dem need our money for after dem don carry the event comot our country? Our dumb government fell victim to the oldest trick in the book.
Abi, make una ask our government, wetin be the thing wey Nigeria and Nigerians gain from 'hosting' the Miss World event in London, nothing.
Except debt because one woman wey invest her life saving into hosting the event dey cry all over London now say dem dupe her. Instead dem carry our 'oil money' come here come dey rent expensive hotels, wear expensive lace materials and jewelries, drink champagne and dey organise talk of the town parties all over the place.
And to those women government officials wey attended the event too, una no get husband for house wey una go cook food for? No wonder oga dey impregnate house girl for Naija when una no stay home to warm oga's bed as una don become 'Ajala travel all over the world'. Well God dey sha!


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