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PASSENGERS DEMANDED $1.3M FROM 'NAIJA AIRWASTES'

Like the Nigeria Police, Nigerian Airways is at it again. These two important organizations has recently been a source of disgrace to our 'obodo' country Nigeria. Na everybody dey jump for joy especially our brodas and sistas wey dey live for 'The God owns country' i.e America when the Nigerian Airways announced say dem wan resume their direct flight from New York to our very own Lagos (Eko Akete).

But for the passengers wey arrive Lagos for December 1st this year na the case of 'had I know' as the airline upon all dem 'shakara' say dem be 'The new improved Nigerian Airways' left all the luggages of the over 400 passengers on board the flight in New York. Imagine that kind 'oversight' abi na 'undersight' make we call am.
Na all of us know say when we dey travel we dey always get hand luggage, una no go believe am say Nigerian Airways official even collect hand luggage from the passengers telling dem say dem go carry am.
Now, more than two weeks after the arrival of the plane majority of the passengers never get their luggage as the airline official don turn dem to 'come today come tomorrow' customers.
Some of the passengers wey go marry for Naija have to buy another set of outfit for dem wedding ceremonies. Some of the passengers wey be 'Yankee Acada' don sue the airline with the aid of an American law firm for:

[1] Damages worth $1.3million as provided for under the international air carriage convention on carrier liability (dem no know say that one no fit work with Naija Airways?)
[2] Nigerian Airways to tender 'open unreserved apology' to the passengers (if dem get 'close reserve apology' make dem dey happy). Abeg e be like say this people no know say apology no dey for our dictionary in Nigeria, abi dem no know say 'awoof dey run belle?'
[3] Nigeria Airways to take responsibility for the reimbursement of costs related to each passenger's accommodation, upkeep and necessary expenses resulting from delays experienced in the said flight even as it asked the airline to bear the legal fees of attorneys retained by the passengers for purpose of claims arising from the flight in question (even if government provide fund for these purpose na one oga patapata go embezzle am) How Nigeria Airways go pay bear the legal fees of the attorneys? Na dem say make dem go get lawyer? Abeg make we lef matter joo. Also dem wan make the airline pay for the accomadation of the passengers. How? Dem no get house for Naija before dem come?
Finally, she na the airline wey no fit pay their staff salaries talkless of paying their pensioners go pay $1.3million for damages? If dem pay 1.3 million kobo make the passengers dey happy. Shikena!!!


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