At a police check point last week, police officers were asking for seat belts and the following conversation ensued between the driver and oga police:

Policeman: "Oga, you no put your seat belt"
Driver: "Officer that is the job of the FRSC. Wetin concern police with seat belt." (Offence #1)
Policeman: "Okay park this car, I say park this car. You want to teach me how to do my job?"

Driver: "But you are asking for seat belt"
Policeman: "If you don't use a seat belt, you are breaking the law. The job of the police is to enforce the law. It is a criminal offence not to use a seat belt".
Driver: "That is a lie" (Offence #2. "A whole Officer lying")
Policeman: "Who is lying? Me? Okay, when we get to the station we will see. You are even committing more offence. Not using a seat belt, endangering the lives of other motorists, becoming a nuisance, arguing with a police officer on duty, driving a stolen vehicle." (We don talk am before)
Driver: "This is not a stolen vehicle. I bought this car with my money". (Mistake!!! He don tell officer say he get money)
Policeman: "When you get to the station, you will explain that in the guard room. In fact, give me ya particulars"
The matter was eventually settled out of the police station with a generous bribe of N100 (Una see how all the "offence" wey the driver commit was settled?)

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