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Bin Laden stars in Rumsfeld Pillow Talk

		I think by now everybody go sabi the eccentric American Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld especially his link with Iraq war and Al-Qaeda and his famous war against terror style especially rumour of him sanctioning torture of prisoners at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay. Believe me I think say mr Rumsfeld don work for Abacha before o, because if you see the way dem beat and molest the prisoners, e similar to the one dem do for Obasanjo and co.
The gist is about 'Pillow Talk' and messing im dey received from im old wife. He admit that when dem wake up every morning, the first question im wife go ask even before greeting him na 'Donaldi! where's UBL' my brother & sister you go dey wonder wetin UBL stands for, may be na one of the secret code for CIA/FBI, but no, na Osama Bin Laden she mean o, 'Olodo! Woman', 'Coupon', how come Osama come turn to Usama, only Gods know if she goes school sef.
Wetin Mr Rumsfled never says his how he dey feel jealous of Bin Ladin as he don dey feel insecure that his wife come dey fancy the most wanted man on earth, even sef on the solar system. Mrs Rumsfed, please give the poor man a break small, even sef you dey lucky to have such a man, gisters knows say an average of the men wey dey read this tory na another headache dem dey get from their wife in the morning, like 'Baba Ngozi wetin rubber dey do for your wallet'; 'Tunde! Why you no pick up your GSM'; and so on

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