Gist & Gossip
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Solek Crew - "The intrigues, politricks and bad belle" |
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There is no business without
its own ups and downs, and as elders dey say "na only dead people
dem no dey talk about" but we beg to disagree on that, as people
still dey talk about MKO Abiola and June 12 despite the fact say
dem don die.
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Una know say the Solek Crew is like the famous "Three Musketeers" but now stori don get K-leg; |
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Michael
E: intelligent report reaching us say the bobo don
quit Solek Crew to join raving hip-hop group known as JJC band.
Haba! Michael wetin happen abi Solek no fit pay for your "expertise"
again or the tungba & fuji wey dem dey play too much for
you.
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We even hear say the Solek Crew wan take you back when you wan kill
dem with apologies but na when dey wan "re-sign your contract" na
then info reach Mr Solek say you don join JJC band. Well we are
happy for you at least your CV go read say you once played the Solek
Crew - UK's Hottest Naija Band. But Remember say dem no dey spray one, one dollar for the hip-hop group for party O! |
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Michael O: is the typical "Chukwumerije" of the band, he is ready to tell the deaf and dumb about Solek Crew so far that one fit give him audience even if not. We know say you are dedicated and focus but we know where your "focal point" dey, if una think say as Soji dey sing and Mike dey back him up, and he no dey take eye follow the dollars wey people dey spray dem, make una watch Mike well well o, becos as he dey sing and dance na all | |
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dollars his eyes dey follow even he fit tell una how much dem spray
dem without counting, that's how good and "Ijebulise" the guy is,
so if una thik say na straight the guy dey look and you wan "pam"
even $1 na lie, the guy don spot you. Michael if you think
say na lie we dey talk, we get CCTV evidence to back our claim,
we even fit take the case go Lord HUTTON Inquiries. Anyway that one na good asset, becos if Solek sack you today, Safeway and Tesco go dey fight to sign you, becos dem know say dem no go need scanner and calculator again as you have everything in-built. |
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| Soji (Mr Solek): wetin we wan talk about you sef? We hear say some people don dey get bad belle for you becos God don dey do wonders for your life. Dem say after you marry our beautiful Comfor, you just knack am with one fine |  |
"state of the art, customized E Class Mercedes Benz", na im people come dey vex. Dem no know say we no dey vex with head make we use cap cover bottom when this boy go dey carry speakers in the rain, sunshine and snow, nobody see am o, |
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or when he no sleep from Thursday to Monday una no see am then
o, na only Comfor fit tell us how e be, abi when he go
sing so tay he go lost his voice where una dey? abi na him say
make una no get talent to sing, at least he no bury his talent
like most of una. Abeg
Solek Crew can you supply us the foto of the new face of Solek
jare... |
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